Bellesablinddate E116 Cubbi Thompson And Damon Work Apr 2026
(chuckling) Cubbi, relax. My blind date ended with me marrying a woman who loves pineapple on pizza. You just need to ask your date one question: “What’s your opinion on pineapple on pizza?” Then you either connect or… BOOM. Nuclear fallout.
Episode 117: Cubbi and Damon help a zoophile who only dates sentient squirrels. This fictional podcast piece is a love letter to the absurdity of dating apps, existential dread, and pineapple on pizza. May your blind dates be full of surprises. 🍍🎮 bellesablinddate e116 cubbi thompson and damon work
By: The Wayward Wits Podcast
A dimly-lit izakaya in downtown Seattle, where the air smells of sesame oil and bad decisions. [Podcast transcript snippet, E116] Cubbi: (leaning into the mic) Okay, Damon, let’s be real here. We’re about to date someone named "Sam." Sam. Sam could be a Sam who loves samosas and samoyeds. Sam could be someone who plays the saxophone and sips single-malt whiskey. But, no. Sam is a mystery. A Rorschach test with a pulse. (chuckling) Cubbi, relax
Sam (Samantha) quietly sips their tea and declares, “You two are like bishops on a chessboard. Always arguing diagonally.” The trio erupts into chaos, ending the date with a TikTok dance challenge. Post-credits scene: The hosts reflect on the night—Cubbi admits Samantha might’ve been the most interesting person they’ve ever spoken to. Damon, now vegan, swears off pineapple for life. Sam’s update tweet: “Blind date: 7/10. Cubbi asked me if I was ‘into the occult.’ I told him I’m into chess . He said it’s ‘literally just math with knights.’ I’m marrying him.” Nuclear fallout
I need to check if "BellesAblindDate" is a real show. Maybe it's a typo. If I search for "BellesAblindDate E116," do I find any valid sources? Also, Cubbi Thompson and Damon Work—could they be real people, maybe creators or participants in this show? Alternatively, are they characters in a story? If it's a TV show, I can look up the episode details. If it's a podcast, I can check the episodes list.
That’s how dating works now? Binary? No nuance?